“While Comfort presents an argument regarding the size and shape of the banana, it should be pointed out that similar logic applies to the human penis (thus making it a “phallusy”). Its size is just right to fit into the human rectum, hand or mouth, which are all definite no-nos for fundamentalists—yet the supposed “design” argument could still be applied. [4] If you’re into that sort of thing, that is. In fact, one could even argue that the banana was also designed to be put in the human rectum or vagina; it is shaped correctly, and has a protective outer sheath to ensure firmness. This puts it in a better position than the cucumber, at least.” (via RationalWIki)

Banana: The Athiests Nightmare. (par kingnoodle)

Guns don’t kill people. Taxes and politicians do!
The Dumbest Tax Day Signs - Visboo

Guns don’t kill people. Taxes and politicians do!

The Dumbest Tax Day Signs - Visboo

The uro club : because sometimes you really need to release yourself.

The Uro Club (via golf)